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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

This Lineman Can't Play on the Other Side of the Line

By Rocky,

We'll be honest, frank and brief in the wake of the Logan Mankins situation: we have no idea what separates a left guard from a right tackle. We, like most-every media outlet, hasn't a clue what goes on in the trenches and how one big guy can't block from another position but this humble blog will striaght-up tell you that we don't know. Any fool who claims to tell you why one lineman can't line-up a matter of feet to where he has been pre-ordained is got to be blowing smoke. Is this is a Zoolander situation where Derek can't turn right? Impossible. What we can say for certain is that the guy who fills in for Mankins better have a beard or have graduated from Derek Zoolander's School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff, you know, the Fighting Maylasians.


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