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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Are You Ready For Some Patriots Football!?!

By Rocky,
New England -4 ½ vs Cincinnati O/U 44 ½

It feels like Christmas, actually it feels like fall with that overwhelming awesome-giddy-first-date-and-its-your-birthday-and-you-are-back-to-college-from-summer-break-and-you-are-about-to-hit-a-party-where-you-will-see-all-your-friends-for-the-first-time-in-months feeling. We’re stoked.

Patriots -4 (stay the heck away)

We can’t bet against the Patriots…but with a clear head we can’t bet on them either Week 1. Let’s run with the back to school analogy: Last semester our fraternity’s vice president Brother Brady came back from a year taking classes in Europe and it took him a little bit to get back into the swing of things. Now with another full year under his belt back we are confident things will run smoothly as they had before. Our president Belichick has armed Brady with a strong pledge class of Gronkowski and Hernandez with. We are very excited about the young bloods. However nothing was done on the defensive side (ok the frat thing falls apart here) so we’re non-plussed about the overall strength of the Nu Eta Psi (got it back?). The rival frat, the Betas, are stacked with two big men on campus wide (ugh that was really forced, let’s just go straight forward for now) CJ and TO. Anyway our hearts say the Pats roll but our wallets think they have about a 68.6% chance to do so. Hence we’ll stay away.

Over/Under 44 ½

Hello offense. With Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Ocho Y Cinco, Terrell Owens and Cedric Benson on the field there will be some scoring. We often take the Over and lose but, c’mon now, this is a sure thing. Also how’s our Line and our line? There’s going to be a lot of action might as well take this one and enjoy the fire works.
Are you ready for some Patriots football!?!

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