Patriots -14 hosting the Bills 0/U 43
Two touches sounds like a lot but this could shape up to look like an early season college game. And we are hoping it will be a runaway Division I powerhouse beating the snot out of a NESCAC school and not Michigan getting their jocks handed to them by Appalachian State.
43 take the Over
Why? Our D is porous and after last week’s second half let down against the Snacks we have to get out in front and not put our foot off the accelerator or their throats. Tom Brady needs to light up the Bills to ensure a victory (also hopeful thinking for my fantasy team). On that note let’s address Brady’s hair real quick.
All of Pats Nation thinks he should cut his Beiber fop and get back to business with a haircut you can se t your watch to. This is ridick. Remember when Red Sox Nation prided themselves on crazy hair—facial and otherwise—and gave the Yankees with their clean cut mandate the Charleston Cheer? Recall when we all said Johnny Damon sold his soul when he went to the barber and then put on pinstripes? Shut the hell up about Brady’s hair, nuff said.
Mahk's Lock of the Week: Ravens minus the points
Mahk’s back on the blower, he three-wayed us with his bookie, here’s what we heard: I’m taking the Ravens minus ten and hook. There is no way that Ravens are going to drop this one, the Browns are going down.