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| Brewer and PATRIOT |
By Rocky,
This is going to get boring (unless you bet the Over). Let’s make this game interesting by polishing off New Year's's leftover bottles of champagne with a little help from our friends. We have two versions of the game, the first, let’s call it the Pro Bowl, is for those who want to function at 4:00pm (all times are Foxboro Time) and the other is the Super Bowl—for those playing and drinking at home.
Pro Bowl
Take a drink whenever…
-Brian Hoyer completes a pass.
-Devin McCourty is mentioned as a Defensive Rookie MVP candidate.
-Bill Belichick smiles.
-The announcers confuse Tyler Thigpen with Yancy Thigpen.
-The Pats punt.
-A commercial for those painted $2 bills airs.
-Devon Bess gets taken down by his dreads.
-The announcers confuse Sam Morris for Kevin Faulk.
-Tony Sparano strokes his mustache.
-The Dolphins fan in the room/bar/stadium asks if “your team got a Henne?” then cracks himself up.
-The announcers mention Logan Mankins’ holdout.
-Tom Brady throws a pick.
Super Bowl
Take a drink whenever…
-Brian Hoyer hands off.
-Tom Brady is mentioned as a League MVP.
-Bill Belichick looks like he is passing a kidney stone.
-The announcers confuse Patrick Chung with Eugene Chung.
-The Dolphins punt.
-A Coors Light “press conference” commercial is aired.
-The Patriot Minutemen take down a seagull.
-The announcers confuse the Pats’ white skill players.
-Bob Kraft adjusts his pink tie (it takes a real man to wear pink!).
-BenJarvusGreenEllis fumbles.
-The announcers talk about Welker’s injury in a garbage game last year.
-Alge Crumpler throws an open-field block.
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