By: Greg
When Nate Ebner was selected in the 6th round, I was again scratching my head. Never heard of the guy. Did research on the guy and he played only two downs on defense but was a Rugby star instead. What was Billy doing? Well with a tip from our old friend Mike Vrabel, Belicheck knew what he was getting with drafting Ebner. Pure Heart.
Take a look at this feature on Nate Ebner:
Monday, May 7, 2012
Thank You Matt Light
Matt Light, a 3-time Super Bowl Champion and Zero Liability, hangs up his cleats today. Thank you for your service Mr. Light.
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Friday, May 4, 2012
Wes Welker on Tom Brady's Bathroom and Larry Izzo "Going For Two" on the Sidelines
When Dan LeBatard asked Wes Welker if Larry Izzo dropped a bomb on the Patriots' sideline, Welker answered: "That's 100% true. And Larry would be so mad at me if I said that this did not happen, because he takes ultimate pride in this whole deal. Of all the special teams tackles and Pro Bowls he’s made, I guarantee you that game ball is probably a more prized item for him than his Super Bowl rings."
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Wednesday, May 2, 2012
We May Have Killed Junior Seau
By Rocky,
We were young and foolish.
We celebrated huge hits, we secretly applauded
when an opponent splayed vanquished and injured (and then clapped when he
peeled himself off the turf), and we revered tough guys—even exalted those even
bleeding from their heads.
We grew our athletes like the Russians
manipulated theirs during the Cold War Olympics(es?), actually our boys were more like race
horses, our football players’ bodies became bigger and bigger while their legs got faster and faster—far past the point of
becoming too big and too fast. But instead of them running in the same
direction like thoroughbreds we sent our guys careening into each other without care to their most vital organ.
Junior Seau, a Patriot, died today. He was
chiseled out of a Starting Lineup Figure.
He was impossibly quick, powerful and, (at least "football) smart("). He played 20 years in the League
amassing 12 trips to Honolulu, 1,849 tackles and tens of thousands of
collisions. In no way was he a junior anything except in name.
He only lived 43 years.
Of post time it appears that Seau committed
suicide. While the cops investigate who shot him in the chest, we are
speculating that too many hits to the helmet rendered a physical specimen of a
man deranged enough to end his own life in its early 40s. And if he did shoot
himself in the chest did he do so in the fashion of Dave Duerson, the Chicago
Bear who killed himself thusly to leave his head intact for scientists to study
the effect of Riddell on Riddell collision? The curious case of death by chest blow
could very well turn out to be a murder but even if it were by Seau’s own hand, we forced it.
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